If you to ITunes and type in “Chuck Missler,” there will be a program by Minister Fortson. The rap is at the beginning of it.
I decided to redeem the culture and get a TGC invite. So I found a “rapture rap.”
Are you gonna be ready when Jesus comes back?
If the rapture happens whose gonna be left back?
Did you read the paper today?
I think you gonna be blown away.
I think you gonna be blown away.
3 million disappeared in thin air.
Their bodies was gone but they clothes still there.
The union had this meeting at this big church.
The pope said aliens took them and they were the first.
And the president said I can’t buy juice unless I get injected.
That’s not who I elected.
They made abortion in every state.
Cause they hated Section 8
And that gays had the right to mate.
And I was prejudiced for being straight.
And I gotten teach my kids or they would be warded to the state
Are you gonna be ready when Jesus comes back?
If the rapture happens whose gonna be left back?
All freeze and get on your knees.
So I can check yo hand an’ yo wrist for some ID.
‘Sir, this man’s resistin.’
‘Put a black tag on his wrist that says ‘Christian.’
Now listen.
Throw this Jesus freak in the trunk so he can get chipped in.
I’m a Christian there will be no microchippin’
I’m dying for the Lord there will be no triple 6’n.
(Sadly, this rap is not original to me. Author unknown).
Scholastic Tory 