You might be Gnostic if you think that full time Christian ministry is superior to Artists who paint landscapes.
You might be a Gnostic if you allegorize the parts of Scripture you find embarrassing.
You might be Gnostic if you think that the reason you make money is so that you can give most of it to really important things like Missionaries and the Church.
You might be Gnostic if you think that the most holy things you do during the day is pray, read your bible and share the 4 spiritual laws with somebody.
You might be Gnostic if you think the pastor shouldn’t Preach on anything that isn’t “Spiritual.”
You might be Gnostic if you think the New Testament is a more “Spiritual” section of the Scripture then the Old Testament.
You might be Gnostic if you think that the Church in the NT is more “Spiritual” than the Church in the OT.
You might be Gnostic if you think that theonomists are heretics.
You might be Gnostic if you think that there is no such thing as Biblical culture.
You might be Gnostic if you think that Water, Wine, and Bread are only effective as you think the right thoughts about them.
You might be Gnostic if you watch closely for the arrival of an Israelite Red Heifer.
You might be Gnostic if you have read more than one of the Left Behind series.
You might be Gnostic if you think communion isn’t one of God’s means of Grace whereby He nurtures His people with Grace.
You might be Gnostic if you think that the essence of the Christian faith is only complete with the proper propositions.
You might be Gnostic if you think that inside of you are two men, named Mr. Spiritual and Mr. Carnal that are fighting for control.
You might be a Gnostic if you think Plato, and not Paul, was correct on time.
You might be a gnostic if you don’t think we will drink wine on Yahweh’s mountain.
You might be a Gnostic if you would rather think about right triangles in heaven.
You might be Gnostic if you don’t find this amusing.
Logical Investigations 
“You might be a Gnostic if you think Plato, and not Paul, was correct on time.”
What is through difference between the two on time?
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For Plato time is a moving image of eternity. It is less “real” and something to be escaped from. For Paul time sees the age to come in-breaking the present evil age.
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“You might be Gnostic if you think that full time Christian ministry is superior to Artists who paint landscapes.”
But Paul says those who are episkopoi/presbyteroi are worthy of double honor. So, this seems to be Kuyperian gloss on collapsing the Church into Christendom, unless you mean something like an ontological superiority viz. indelible mark of grace.
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correct. higher up on the chain of being
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How is Mr. Carnal and Mr. Spiritual significantly different from Romans 7? Is this a reference to some heresy?
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It was usually used to denote that the body is Mr Carnal and the spirit is Mr Spiritual.
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